martes, 18 de septiembre de 2007

The Hostile Takeover Saga


Freeza's evil plan to create the biggest multi-universe corporation was a success. After bidding for an unknown company called Fugazzi, and skyrocketing its stocks, he swapped it for Capsule Corporation. Later when Vegeta discovered that Fugazzi was a decoy, it was too late.

From his position as CEO of Capsule corp. Freeza bought every company in the universe except one; Master Roshi's Academy. It was from this company that Goku was able to outsmart Freeza by becoming a white knight for Bulma and his friends.

CEO Vegeta. Si Kakaroto hace 1000 reuniones yo hare 10000!!!!


Vegeta will surely be Goku´s most energetic competitor. Determined to be the most powerfull CEO in the universe Vegeta competes against every market that Goku lays its hands on.

Here we see vegeta yelling KAKAROTO!!!! After Goku became the white horse that avoided Freezer's hostile takeover of Capsule Corp. Goku´s idea was not to own Capsule Corp. But for vegeta this was personal.

At every moment vegeta yells "If he can do 1000 meetings, I will do 10'000 meetings in a day!!!!" Of course vegeta got that good, but by the time he was capable of competing with Kakaroto, Goku had already purchased every corporation in the universe, trying to break down Freezer's Universal Monopoly. Vegeta had no choice but to work with Goku on this enterprise, or go unemployed against the biggest multi-monopolic empire in universal history (Freezer's Universal Monopoly) .

Intern Gohan


As CEO Goku enforces strong work ethics among its employees, he encourages employees to make their kids work at the factories. His policy is "No boy is unemployed." remembering his time as a laborious kid. Since he was two, Gohan has worked with his father. "360 degree training" states Goku, preparing his son to be his successor.

Krilin Mensajero



As CEO Goku would transform and revolutionize corporate performance. Clearly such speed of progress would create tons of information instantly. Krilin therefore, loyal as always, would help Goku keep up with the incredible amount of paperwork. As he is clearly not CEO material, Krilin must conform with being Goku's most qualified messenger boy.

CEO GOKU


Goku would be the best CEO ever!!! I can imagine him going from buissness meeting to buisness meeting using the shunkan ido. He could probably do 1000 or 10000 meetings in a single day!!!! He could probably run thousands of corporations. The problems would be to find an adecuate secreterary and to medicate him in order to cope with his short attention span and his agressive behaviour.